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Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall
by Xiziqing
In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!"After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!"When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!"Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a …
Mistaking My Sister-In-Law for My Wife After Getting Drunk!
by Three Steel Demonic King
On the night of his marriage proposal, Xu Yang was dumped by his ex-girlfriend.Feeling heavy-hearted, he went to a bar to drown his sorrows.He didn't remember much about what happened that night, but he woke up with a stunning beauty lying next to him. At first glance, she looked somewhat familiar.Wasn't she his ex-girlfriend's sister?And it seemed like she was about to wake up!What should he do? He's anxiously waiting...
After Her Divorce, She Escaped With A Strong Man To Farm
by Drunk Consort
A war goddess was reborn and obtained a Mutual Separation agreement. She only wanted to remove her armor, return to the countryside, and marry an honest man. Perhaps she would have three children, and they could live quiet lives farming and weaving. By chance, she joined a refugee group and met a man who was adept in both the pen and the sword. She ventured with the refugee group since spring until winter. The man was very protective of her, and she figured it would be nice to marry him. He had …
Alpha Rick
by Mari Villarreal
"Omega's are supposed to stay quiet. Omega's are supposed to obey. Omega's are supposed to do EVERYTHING I fucking say!" I lived each day in fear for my life. I was the pack's slave, tortured, beaten, and treated worse than scum. To my pack- I was a nobody, especially to our alpha-to-be, Alpha Jaxon. But when he finds I am his mate, he takes it upon himself to reject me, and make my life hell. After all, how can a strong alpha be mated to the pack’s scum, right? One destined night, a visiting pa…
Custom Made Demon King
by Dark Old Demon
Roy's life was nothing special. The only thing commendable was the last few moments when he saved a mother and her child from a drunk driver....It's really an egg! Damn it, what kind of monster have I become? Did I fall into Hell instead of making it to Heaven??Join Roy as he ventures through various worlds with the Custom Made Demon King System—a system that allows Roy to draw anything he can imagine and create it through exchanging souls!
Castle of Black Iron
by Drunk Tiger
After the Catastrophe, every rule in the world was rewritten.In the Age of Black Iron, steel, iron, steam engines and fighting force became the crux in which human beings depended on to survive.A commoner boy by the name Zhang Tie was selected by the gods of fortune and was gifted a small tree which could constantly produce various marvelous fruits. At the same time, Zhang Tie was thrown into the flames of war, a three-hundred-year war between humans and demons on the vacant continent. Using cry…
Why Do All These Monsters Have Health Bars?
by I Really Want To Get Drunk
Li Jing had transmigrated, finding himself in a modern world where everyone practiced cultivation.Everything here relied on the Spiritual Qi obtained from personal cultivation.Without family or money, and utterly clueless about how to cultivate, life was extremely difficult.However, things changed when Li Jing walked into a Soul Chicken Store and discovered that he could see the health bars of the spirit chickens...(The worldview in this story is completely fictional, so do take it with a grain …
The 99th Divorce
by Wan Lili
In her previous lifetime, they had married for five years. He meant everything to her, but she was thrown away like an old shoe. After her rebirth, she gave him a divorce contract preemptively— “Divorce after one year, the terms of the contract are as follows: husband and wife shall not share a room or bed. Intimacy forbidden?” he raised his eyebrow. Who knew that after she got drunk one day, leaning on the headboard, he rested his deep-set eyes on her. "You broke the contract, Mrs, Li."…
Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start
by Eternal Dream
#elves #lighthearted #slice of lifeSu Cha transmigrated to a fantasy world, inherited a tavern, and activated a system! First mission completed — renovate the taverns — Lafite red wine formula rewarded, hundred times speed up in the wind cellular! Second mission completed — served a hundred customers and received good reviews — Budweiser beer formula rewarded! The third mission, fourth mission…… As the tavern expanded rapidly, not only did our MC bring in fine wine, he also brought in all kinds …
Drunk on Marriage, Billionaire's Overindulgent Love
by Candied beans
The first time Nan Wan saw this man, she knew he had a "sickness," and it was the terminal kind.Coincidentally, she did too.He needed a wife who could help stabilize his career, she needed a husband who could pull her out of hell.He had a criminal record, she had an ex-husband, just perfectly matched.————Originally, those disdainful looks gradually turned into envy.————One day, a piece of news spread about the beautiful woman of the past passing away, and all the evidence pointed to Mrs. Mu.Ever…
One Night Stand With My Boss
by Ela Osaretin
Alcohol and heartbreak are definitely not a good combo.Too bad I learnt that a little too late. I’m Tessa Beckett and I painfully got dumped by my boyfriend of three years.That led me to getting drunk at a bar and having a one-night stand with a stranger.Before he would see me as a slut the next day,I paid him for the sex and deeply insulted his ability to please me. But this stranger turned out to be my new boss!
Master of Lust
by The_Lonely_Guy
Rick hardly had any hope to find a girlfriend. There were swarms of beautiful women around him, but no one was actually interested in a dull, boy like him. They didn't even pay attention to his existence.But everything changed when he was handed over a rod. Yes, a metal rod. Carrying that metal rod he had hardly taken a few steps when he was struck by lightening.As he lost consciousness, Rick wanted to beat the shit out of bloody bastard who gave him that rod, but when he woke up, he had a surpr…
Senior Brother of the Female-Only Sect
by Author_of_Culture
Theodor had turned 18, happy birthday!Oh, he got drunk, Truck-kun happened, and he woke up in the cultivation world in the body of a baby thrown near the market.On his first day in this new world, Theo was adopted by Veronica, a kind woman seeking to start a female-only sect on the outskirts of the continent. At first she says he has no talent for cultivation, which was quite scary, but then a calming ding resounded in his mind during his first meal.*Ding!*[Achievement: Sucker!][You have been br…
Silver Overlord
by Drunk Tiger
The most precious things in the world are priceless. Ordinary men tend to turn a blind eye to this fact. Apart from the treasured air, sunlight, and familial love, there is still one more thing that’s extremely valuable. It’s right beside you and can be easily obtained. But... I wonder whether you can see it?
Entangled with My Ex's Uncle
by Tang Tang
Chi Yue had never thought that the man she provoked while drunk would bring disaster upon her; if possible, she would rather have never met him at all.—"The day I'm released from my sentence, I'll marry you."Chi Yue, dressed in a red dress, smiled seductively, "Fine, as long as you have the heart to send me there, as long as you can marry me on that day."He personally had her incarcerated; the day he was released, all he received was her urn.
Shift! The Side-Character Heroine
by Drunk for Her
An introverted girl has had enough of the isolation inadvertently formed by her solitary nature. Things changed when she discovers that she has the ability to transverse across the fabric of our universe into the dimensions of multiple storylines. Not only do these storylines leave her with invaluable lessons - they also impart a portion of their power - if she is deserving of it. The time has come for Zhao Youyue to change her fate. Never again, will she remain as a Side-Character!
What to do if accidentally have sex with village belle while drunk
by Great Eagle Buddha
The abandoned infant Wang Xiaoshuai was adopted by the old rogue from a young age. When he grew up, he became the foremost villager of Wanmin Village, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity, forging a legendary life!
Official Son-in-Law and the Beautiful Lady Fragrance
by Start calling
Under the merciless suppression of his brother-in-law, son-in-law Liu Zhizhong faced an uncertain career. When he returned home drunk and entered the bedroom, he was shocked to discover that the person lying on the bed was not his wife, but...
Urban Grand Heavenly Immortal
by Drunk at night alone
In this life, I am determined to look down upon the myriad realms, and gaze disdainfully upon Earth and Sky!!!
Playboy's Secret Wife
by IndusLeo
She doesn't remember getting married. Why?Sophia went to Las Vegas only to drink her pain away. Little did she imagine, she would end up becoming someone's wife. But who’s the lucky guy?Who knows?Even she doesn't remember. She was fucking intoxicated!All she has is a marriage contract with an expiry date and a bank balance big enough to pop her eyes out.Contractual terms:1. Do not marry anyone else unless I permit you.2. Try not to whore around. Your mother-in-law wouldn't be happy.3. If I reque…